Porno 101 - Porn for Women
by the good folks at www.freddyandeddy.com
OK, he finally broke down and aked you to watch a porn film. What? You've
never watched one before? They disgust you and turn you off, not on? It
doesn't have to be this way. Adult films can really add some zest and
heat to your sex life! They don't have to be just for him. Here are some
ways to make to make the most of your first foray into celluloid sex:
1. Is this something I actually want to do?
Society has done its best to make porn into an evil to be avoided at
all costs. Religion, sexual repression, obsenity laws, and such have all
forced the adult industry to operate psuedo-underground, worsening the
stigma attached to viewing their products. And, let's face it, most of
the adult films produced are cheap, explicit trash meant for male masturbation
and freaks. It's the billion dollar business nobody admits to consuming.
That said, I personally have found watching porn films to be a great way
to get the juices flowing and turn good sex into great sex with my husband.
We don't watch them every night, nor do we like all of what we do watch.
But it's certainly nothing of which we're ashamed. For most of you, though,
you may want to check with your partner BEFORE acquiring a title. And
this applies to both genders. If you're going to introduce this element
into your sex lives, check with your partner first and make sure it's
something you're BOTH comfortable with. If there's any sort of hesitation,
drop the subject tackle it again later.
2. Choose your video together.
What works for men, usually doesn't work for most of us. All men need
are two things; naked women having sex and more naked women having sex
with each other. Whatever is going on around this basic principle is unnecessary.
Men want hot women, naked, and having sex. Sex poolside. Sex on the roof.
Sex on the hood of a car. Wherever. Story? Nope. Tenderness? Nope. Production
values? What's that?
We women, for the most part, aren't stimulated so much by the visual
aspects as we are by the whole EXPERIENCE being portrayed in the movie
(well, maybe Jenn, but she's special). Is there some sort of plot? Seduction
before the sex? Is the guy trying to actually please the woman? Is the
sex on screen believable? Are the two actors compatible? Is the guy an
ugly pig? Violence, rough sex, and too much "Fuck me, fuck me harder"
isn't normally going to generate much fire from the femme side - not at
first, anyway. It may be best to save Ron Jeremy for later and stay well
away from the weirder stuff unless your partner specifically requests
it (bondage, anal, S&M, etc.) and you're game. If he mentions the word
"bukakke," stop reading now and get him into therapy.
The best way to choose a title is to ask your friends for suggestions.
This can be quite difficult for you shy folks, so combing some of the
adult sites in a good adult links or shopping section can lead you to
good titles. Adam and Eve (www.adameve.com) is a great place to start.
My husband and I have a few stars we find attractive (Asia Carrera, Tera
Patrick, Julia Ann, Peter North, Randy West), so we look for films in
which they star and hope for the best. There are definitely studios who
consistently produce higher quality titles, such as Vivid, Digital Playground,
Adam and Eve, and Caballero (our favorite is the Andrew Blake series).
The point is to make this decision together and go from there. Set some
ground rules as to WHAT you want to watch and what's appropriate to BOTH
of you. Springing "Horny Anal College Coeds" or "Japanese Schoolgirls
in Heat" by surprise might be the first and last adult films you ever
3. Before you start the video, PREPARE.
Put the lingerie on. Got kids? Make sure you have your "early warning
systems" ready. You'd rather not have your little ones walking in on Peter
North's cum shot or you two imitating Jenna and her partner in a pile-driver
position, so make sure the kids are well into dreamland and that there's
a door between you and them that's loud enough to tip you off. If you've
got toys, such as vibrators, lotions, pumps, etc. get them out and put
them within easy reach. No sense in getting hot and bothered and having
to fumble around for your Tera Patrick Flashing Light Storm or some lube.
Open the condom package and keep it close by. If the film is hot, he'll
be reaching for it sooner than you think.
4. Keep the remote handy.
Watching a porno is not akin to watching Titanic. The object isn't to
make it to the end of the video, nor is it to get turned on by every scene.
Adult films typically contain between 4 and 8 sex scenes, meant to appeal
to the widest possible audience. This means you'll see regular sex, threesomes,
girls with girls, two or more guys with girl, orgies, anal, oral, and
lots of different positions. If a particular scene isn't doing it for
the two of you, hit the advance button! We like to go through the first
couple of minutes of every scene first, find what we like, and go back.
Nothing working? Turn it off and get busy yourselves.
5. Relax, sit back, and enjoy!
Don't get into conversations about the specifics of what you're watching.
These are actors trying their best to turn YOU on. Yeah, so you'd never
try a pile driver or let fingers into YOUR butt. So what? Enjoy it for
what it is - entertainment. Open a bottle of champagne and let him pour
a small amount on your belly button, letting it drip toward your pussy,
then have him lick it off and give you the oral session of your life while
you watch the video. Tell him he has to stay down on you until the scene
ends, then switch. Pick your favorite scenes and watch them again, after
you've both climaxed. Climax again! And againÉ Then get ready to pick
your next one.