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The Star Paddle ($63)
Behind Star-crossed Lovers

Anne Baker, Toys in Babeland

Stars. Not something I see every night living in the city. In fact, there are generally two things I see at night in the sky: the moon and that one lone star in the north. Sometimes I dream about an ocean of stars above me, romantic and hopeful. It reminds me of camping in the woods as a young girl in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. But you don't have to live out in the sticks to enjoy that kind of scenery because there are tools that can recreate a beautiful blanket of stars (let us give thanks to the urban warrior goddess for her technological wares). Don't look to the heavens, however, you have to look behind. As in your lover's behind.

The stars I'm alluding to create a brilliant red landscape on your lover's body, made by a lovely instrument, wicked and cunning, called the Star Paddle. Aptly named and more than your average leather spanker, this paddle is stinging and seductive. It's got leather on one side for your usual fanfare of smacking and shiny black patent leather on the other with a darling red star right in the middle to produce those lovely star-shaped abrasions. What I love about this paddle besides the fabulous effect it has on the skin is the fabulous fashion statement it makes! Vanity is one of my deadliest sins; gluttony and greed don't have anything on the big "V" for me. This toy is flashy, intimidating and feminine. It's perfect for all the flirtatious femmes who want to whip their little boys into shape. (If you want to know more about being a femme check out The Femme's Guide to the Universe by Shar Rednour.) Likewise, the Star Paddle works wonders on the ladies because they can't wait to see what their behind will look like after they've received "the treatment." This treatment isn't quite like visiting the spa for a day, but it has a similar corporeal effect: you'll be feeling the results for hours afterwards!

If you want a thuddy feel from a toy, don't come knockin' here. But if you like to inflict a stingy singe or hear the tinny "ouch" of your partner's cries of pleasure, this paddle will do you no wrong. This toy looks mighty fine with anything shiny in your wardrobe, particularly black -- which is always a crowd-pleaser -- and red, which feels powerfully slutty. When you wear this color with your shiny new paddle, the feminine sadist in you or your partner will surely come soaring out!

The star paddle makes a great sounding "thwack!" when it meets its target, so it not only looks intimidating but also sounds villainous. Measuring 12 inches in its entirety, this toy is easy to wield and uses seven inches lengthwise of surface area simply for sensation. It feels light in your hand, which makes long sessions easy on the arm muscles. You don't have to be a professional dominatrix to use this hot little number, but you'll sure look like one!

So if you are seeing stars by now and are a bit dazzled by this wealth of wonderful facts, I will reiterate the highlights. The Star Paddle has a wicked look, gives a great sting, makes wonderful star marks on bare skin and makes you feel sassy and powerful using it. For flashy, attention-getters who want heads to turn, this toy is a foxy and fabulous addition to any collection.

 

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